Breguet Classique Complications Tourbillon Messidor Mens Rose Gold Watch 5335BR/42/9W6
Breguet Classique Complications Tourbillon Messidor Mens Rose Gold Watch 5335BR/42/9W6
18K rose gold case, Brown alligator leather strap, Deployant buckle, Open dial, Blue hands, Tourbillon regulator, Small seconds on the tourbillon carriage at the 6 o’clock position, Scratch resistant sapphire crystal on front and back, Swiss manual wound mechanical tourbillon movement (Caliber 558 SQ2), Power reserve of 50 hours, Water resistant to 30 meters/ 100 feet.
Breguet Classique Complications Tourbillon Messidor Mens Rose Gold Watch 5335BR/42/9W6 Reviews
The best and only way to go for time travel. The Breguet Classique Complications Tourbillon Messidor Mens Rose Gold Watch will throw off any suspecting Time Travel Defiance personnel. With it’s sleek Prehistoric Reptile band and hands made by Orville and Wilbur Wright themselves, this timeless artifact will be sure to quench your thirst for luxury time travel.
The Story:
The Wright Brothers were at the peak of there discovery of flight when they stumbled upon something even they weren’t ready for. It was a huge patch of pansys nestled away in the hills of Hiroshima. Needless to say the Wright Brothers were more than a little surprised, How the fu** did they get to Japan? But a stroke of faith went through the young chaps and they decided to just go with it.
Now this is where it get’s a little harder to explain, but I’ll start by saying the hills of Hiroshima are guarded by Brazilian Baptist Priests who stand at 75 feet in height and survey the area on a daily basis. Unfortunatly, the Wright brothers were not aware of this. As the two were strolling through the punctual pansy patch, they were spotted by one of the baptists, who was armed with a rather large bucket of magic pansy paste that they make at a local farm in town, it was a very successfull harvest..
Anyway, the brothers narrowly escaped with there lives when the magic pansy paste fell from the sky upon them. The paste was corrosive as well as magic, and Wilbur lost function of his elbows. Orville was treated for magic pansy paste contamination and was released a short time after the incident.
The brothers later went on to make a synthetic form of the magic pansy paste and use it to there needs of time travel and the craftmanship of pointless yuppie apparel targeted at businessmen with too much money and too little class.
Why is this product soo expensive?
Why are you such a cheap ass? Seriously, we’re talking about Time Travel here, how can you put a price tag on it?
You won’t read about this in any college text book, but it’s as true as freedom of speech, which I just demonstrated here.
I bought a time machine yesterday. Turned out to be cheaper than this watch.
Pros It looks neat, the band is comfortable and it keeps time almost as accurately as my cell phone.
Cons: no calculator
all in all, i prefer my casio calculator watch but this one is good too.
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